RIP · URL — Autonomous Fact-Checked Publication
A weekly obituary newsletter for defunct domain names. Built around an unsupervised state machine that fact-checks itself, because an AI writer will happily eulogize a living company.
10-Year Hollywood Production Lead · Autonomous Systems Engineer
I build automations, browser applications, and resilient data systems. Behind every project is ten years leading film prop departments: managing six-figure budgets, directing crews, and anticipating problems before they shut down a multi-million-dollar set.
In software, as on camera, my defining instinct is anticipating downstream failure modes and building safeguards before anything reaches production.
90.7% lines reduced in Obsidian vault exports via Flatpack’s single-instance pointer compiler.
100% idempotent publishing in crierbaby via atomic DB claims and photo-fingerprint retries.
Unsure = Alive rule in RIP · URL. Candidates must pass five progressive gates before Claude Opus writes copy.
Headed IATSE 478 prop departments, managing $100k-$500k budgets, union crews, and on-set crisis triage.
A weekly obituary newsletter for defunct domain names. Built around an unsupervised state machine that fact-checks itself, because an AI writer will happily eulogize a living company.
A self-hosted social media photo scheduler with vision-model captioning. Solves the two failures that cannot be undone: posting twice after network drops, and posting without approval.
Browser tools for design that I wished existed: perceptual color clustering from photography, real-time destructive resampling shaders, and Flatpack—an AST compiler reducing Obsidian vaults by 90.7%.
Unites aesthetic sensitivity, narrative craft, and code. Builds novel UI experiments, canvas-driven graphics, interactive tools, and expressive digital media.
Builds reliable, autonomous systems that orchestrate LLMs, vision models, and data pipelines without silent failures or hallucinations.
Deploys lean, lightning-fast edge applications on Cloudflare Workers and serverless platforms, bridging lightweight frontends to persistent data.
Applies a decade of Hollywood prop department mastery to technical delivery: unblocking teams, managing budgets, and triaging crises with calm precision.
Modern ESNext, strong typing, asynchronous state machines, AST parsing, and robust error boundaries.
Edge microservices, scheduled cron tasks, D1 SQLite databases, idempotent HTTP queues, and rate-limiting.
Multi-step pipelines with Claude Opus/Sonnet, OpenAI, and multimodal vision models with automated fact-auditing gates.
Abstract Syntax Tree traversal, markdown manipulation, pointer graph generation, and recursive embed resolution.
Real-time pixel resampling, color extraction via perceptual clustering, dithering, and digital asset degradation.
Unit, integration, and regression testing in GitHub Actions. Mocked network failures, bot wall simulations, and DST edge-cases.
Decade of editorial and digital visual craft. Deep proficiency in Adobe Creative Suite and cinematic framing.
10 years as Property Master (IATSE 478). Six-figure department budgeting, union crew management, vendor negotiation, and crisis mitigation.
“The failures that hurt most are the quiet ones: a sync that succeeds with nothing in it, an AI that confidently buries a living company, a scheduler that double-posts on a dropped network reply. Both in film prop departments and in distributed software, my rule is the same: when a system doesn’t know, it must speak up, stop, and do the safe thing.”
Available immediately for full-time permanent roles or high-impact contract engagements. Zero notice period required.
US Citizen (authorized to work for any US employer without sponsorship). Based in New Orleans / Columbus, OH. Open to 100% remote roles, hybrid, or relocation for the right team.
High-agency, collaborative teams that value craftsmanship, psychological safety, and direct communication. Environments where engineering and design collaborate as equal creative partners.
Absolutely. Eryn is eager to walk through any codebase, demonstrate automated test suites, discuss fail-safe state machines, or review edge architectures.
Whether you have an open role, an experimental project, or want to schedule a 15-minute introductory call, I’d love to connect.